Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Step right up!
You’ll see Delilah, the girl with the million–dollar treasure chest. I’m not allowed to describe her act out here in public, but believe me, once she begins up around the post office and ends up down around the court house, ladies and gentlemen, you’re going to know that you’ve been to a red hot show!
Carnival Barker spiel
You may have thought the midway carny show is extinct, killed by Keeping Up with the Kardashians – which allowed you to see freaks without leaving your home – but you’re wrong.
January has a Capital Hill Carny Show designed expressly for conservatives, featuring Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy as barker. I suppose you’re wondering what the man whose verbal incompetence single–handedly neutered the Benghazi Committee has to say. To find out, please click on the link below and read the rest of my Newsmax Insider column: